How to play The Sims
- spend 3 hours creating your family
- spend 3 days creating your house
- play the actual game for 20 minutes
- do not touch for 4 months
having the worst internet connection in your friend group
"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"
"and claim to be none of these things"
"they’re just joking"
"you’re just going through a phase"
"you’ll get used to it"
"so do you have a boyfriend yet?"
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
"Money won’t make you happy"
Yeah, financial stability is just horrible
when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell
if pro-lifers really cared about children they’d be fighting for causes like a less abusive adoption system, improved education for all, child abuse and sexual assault on children and helping poor families with children.
Instead they stand on sidewalks and scream harassment at people’s medical choices.
- WiFi: connected
- Me: then act like it
florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free. florida is america’s australia
The hours between 12pm and 6am
have a funny habit of making you feel
like you’re either on top of the world,
or under it.
Beau Taplin || the hours between. (via psych-facts)