This was my my fave line in this movie omg
nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you
*does 2 math problems* time for a well deserved 3 hour nap
SpongeBob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.
- me: they're real
- me: they're REAL
- me: I love them
- me: I'm going to cry
- me: omg
- me: what
- me: they're real
when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”
- Receptionist: Don't you feel like your generation is just lazy?
- Me: Lazy? I'd say apathetic.
- Receptionist: Isn't it the same?
- Me: No. My generation is criticized and toiled with, and I don't see why not - just turn on the TV and watch what they're feeding us. But my generation is not lazy. My generation fought in Iraq and Afghanistan. My generation fought for womens rights in a fury that hadn't been seen since the 19th Amendment. My generation got our first black President elected. My generation fought for Gay rights for the first time in American history. And with all that, we are apathetic, and that's because things aren't going to be better for us down the road. We are the first generation expected to make less than our parents. We are the first generation to see America lose its status as a super power. We've lived through the worst economic times since the Great Depression, and are forced to take out thousands of dollars in student loans at the same time, all while our college degrees slowly turn into a highschool diploma. We've done plenty, and expect nothing. So no, I wouldn't say we're lazy, just apathetic.
I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am
i feel u
or like i want to
is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out
when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers